Do you kiss your mother with that Ports-mouth?

After a stunning walkover against LSE the week before, Soton’s Biggest Boys take on an old rival for the start of the cup league. Hopes were high, speedos were tight and Hibbetts was ill. After comfortably winning the first swim off (no need to thank me), two consecutive goals by ex-pres Mr Finn Thomas put us ahead. Mr Alvarez grants Pompey a penalty which Mr … Continue reading Do you kiss your mother with that Ports-mouth?

The boys have a Basing-stroke in their first match

The match began with an incredibly strong start, with our only problem being that this strong start was not from the stags. With Basingstoke sneaking 3 goals through in the first quarter while our own Mr Bennalick scored one. It set the scene for a hard game to come. During Q1 our discipline did remain strong although Mr James thought he should lead by example … Continue reading The boys have a Basing-stroke in their first match

That’s the Varsi-tea

For the biggest game of the year, it’s only right that it gets a HEFTY match report. Thank you to Miss Evans and Miss Cuming for recording 99% of that match, so grab a pint of Stag’s lager, double tap your mate’s unprotected beverage and consider buying the audiobook for this on Amazon for the tour flight. Armed with red shades, a cocky attitude and … Continue reading That’s the Varsi-tea

An IMPERIous victory (19/02)

With the rest of the club none the wiser, Southampton’s biggest boys got on the road for their National Cup Quarter Final challenge against Imperial. Spirits were high and nerves jangling at the prospect of a rematch against the team that had beat us narrowly in the autumn. We arrived precisely on time (don’t know what Wilkes was worried about) and, once Mr Ellis had … Continue reading An IMPERIous victory (19/02)