Win so nice we HAD to do it twice

The biggest boys (minus finn) assembled for the second week in a row to face down the Prem rejects, KCL. Warm ups were well underway and hissy fits already thrown by the KCL captain, unhappy about the shallow end (not sure what he expected he was here last week), when Finn rocked up on poolside. The game began slowly, KCL playing to run down the … Continue reading Win so nice we HAD to do it twice

KC take the L

Southampton’s biggest boys pull up to Jubilee on time (captain was late) with appropriate swimwear (Tweekes’ speedos have a hole in them) and a positive mental attitude (many a people had stated that were going to lose – they were being stupid), ready to face the recently demoted KCL team. With Southampton sport filming the match there was absolutely no pressure whatsoever to perform well … Continue reading KC take the L

Do you kiss your mother with that Ports-mouth?

After a stunning walkover against LSE the week before, Soton’s Biggest Boys take on an old rival for the start of the cup league. Hopes were high, speedos were tight and Hibbetts was ill. After comfortably winning the first swim off (no need to thank me), two consecutive goals by ex-pres Mr Finn Thomas put us ahead. Mr Alvarez grants Pompey a penalty which Mr … Continue reading Do you kiss your mother with that Ports-mouth?

The boys have a Basing-stroke in their first match

The match began with an incredibly strong start, with our only problem being that this strong start was not from the stags. With Basingstoke sneaking 3 goals through in the first quarter while our own Mr Bennalick scored one. It set the scene for a hard game to come. During Q1 our discipline did remain strong although Mr James thought he should lead by example … Continue reading The boys have a Basing-stroke in their first match